BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Randomize
