butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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