yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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