Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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