Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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