let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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