he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
You're a waste of cheezeits
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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