jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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