so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
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