weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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