Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Randomize
