When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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