the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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