You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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