I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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