I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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