That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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