She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Randomize
