She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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