yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
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