I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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