what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
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