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Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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