was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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