Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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