My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Randomize
