White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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