It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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