Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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