Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
