Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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