Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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