i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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