Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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