I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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