You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I'm bleeding and have questions
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