So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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