I need help removing her.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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