How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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