i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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