my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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