its not stalking. its research.
he thought i was a dude.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
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