Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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