Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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