Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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