You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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