Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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