I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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