the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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