I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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jump out the window naked night went bad
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