But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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