I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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