My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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