so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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