"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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