watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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